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sickbanter:

tropius:

denchguy:

trophiesremix:

Hard disk? More like hard dick

nice

nice

nice

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itsvondell:

someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

mystic-bullshitt:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

*they’re

congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps

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